Hi there! Stacy here. Remember when I was whining about my retail job you told me I’d be better off working for the dead? Well turns out you were right lol. I’ll be graduating High School this semester and the pressure to pick a college just keeps mounting. It’s all my parents can talk about. One day, they threatened to pick for me if I didn’t take college seriously. I was fed up. To prove to them I could be serious, I picked the most serious and depressing profession I could find, funeral director.
I know what your thinking, but yes, Funeral College is a thing that exists.
You should have seen the looks on their faces when they heard their spunky little cheerleader wanted to service the dead. Ha! I’ll probably regret this 4 years from now. But I can always go back to change careers if I’m unhappy, right? I don’t have a clear passion anyway.
The website was eerily normal. In the video, the college president went on about their low student to professor ratio, high job placement rate, and “hands-on experience.” No goths in sight. Just older men sitting in offices with casket designs on their wall. I’m not sure if that is any less unsettling.
Anywho, just writing to let you know not to worry. Despite what Mom says, I can find fun in anything, even a stuffy funeral home.
Love your granddaughter,
Stacy <3
08/12/2015
Dear Granny E,
Hello again! Guess who...it’s Stace, soon to be a funeral director! Yep, I’m still sticking to this. We took a tour of the college last month. For a tiny college, the architecture was pretty cool. The brick walls and iron gates gave it an old-timey feel.
After driving for five hours in a silent car, the tour guide’s warm greeting was refreshing. There were only two other families there, which was more than what I expected. Mom later said she liked how ‘intimate’ it felt. Translation: she was unimpressed.
We saw the classrooms, the bookstore, and the cremation lab. You almost forget you're at a funeral college until you pass the embalming demonstration.
I could feel Dad glaring at me the whole time. He was just waiting for me to chicken out. The dress code almost did me in. We’re talking formal wear to all my classes. No t-shirts, no tennis shoes, no tank tops. I nearly quit then and there. Then I saw my folks exchange a knowing glance. No way was I going to prove them right! So I bit my tongue.
Near the end of the tour, our guide shared the school's philosophy with us. “The goal of this institution is to equip students with the skills they’ll need to treat the dead, comfort the living, and make the planning process as smooth as possible.”
Sounds doable to me.
Love you lots!
Stacy
06/03/2016
Dear Grandma,
Wow! it's been a while. Sorry, I haven’t written more but so much has been happening. I don’t know where to start. Well, my first class was Thanatology (the study of the dead). It was a lot more involved than I thought. We learn forensics and how different societies treat death. My favorite class is the Floral Arrangements class. I’m also taking World Religion, Psychology, and Stress Management. I was confused by the Stress Management class at first. Whose stress am I learning to manage, my own or my customers? I didn’t fully understand until I started the funeral home internship.
On my first day, I worked at the desk answering the phone and scheduling guests. At first, I approached it like my retail job, service with a smile. It worked with older families who were expecting the death, but my chipper attitude seemed wrong when a young couple came in. The wife could barely speak. The husband spoke with no emotion. While inputting the measurements for the casket, I understood why. It was the size of a child. I wanted to embrace them or offer some form of comfort, but I was dumbfounded. Smiling in front of them felt wrong.
Thankfully, Mr. Riverstone, the funeral director, came out and greeted the couple. I watched as they went over the details and paperwork. He waited patiently every time the couple broke into tears. The couple’s longest breakdown lasted 30 minutes. He only repeated himself when they asked, and he had answers for all their questions. The whole time, Mr. Riverstone had a sobering stillness about him. He had probably seen cases like these hundreds of times. Still, he was steady as an anchor and as warm as summer.
It isn’t just him either. Everyone, from the tour guide to the professors to my classmates, has a quiet optimism about them. They spend every day planning the celebration of people’s lives. Meanwhile, I was just there to spite my parents.
I think...I want what they have.
I want to learn how to be there for those who are neck deep in tears.
I want to offer relief to them in perhaps the darkest times of their lives.
I want...to be a funeral director.
Love Stacy